Ok, fine. I'm a Shit-Starter.

But who else is gonna start shit?

I’ve been accused (again) of being a Shit-Starter.

I take these allegations very seriously because there is a certain connotation with this term. According to Urban Dictionary’s top two (and only coherent) definitions, a Shit-Starter sounds pretty awful.

Not really clear why Ronald McDonald is implicated here, but I feel for him.

This is even less descrip…